The Thing I Detest Most in the World

The thing I detest most in the world is a disturbing sound that I'm told is called "bagpipe music."

Someone in my neighborhood plays it every afternoon, and it drives me into a barking frenzy. Occasionally the sound comes out of the magic TV box, and I have to run around the house, barking wildly, looking for it. Bagpipes are terrible, terrible things.